just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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