The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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