it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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