So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
