That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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