i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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