shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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