I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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