Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Everclear isn't food dammit
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
