yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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