she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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