yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
