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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.

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(571): View more from Virginia

there were more penises there than on chat roulette

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(336): View more from North Carolina

They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.

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Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.

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