Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I supernannyed him into submission
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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