just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
