Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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