Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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