I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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