Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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