Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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