you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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