susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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