Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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