Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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