Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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