my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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