brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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