Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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