so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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