Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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