No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
This is my gift to your gina
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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