she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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