i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Actions speak louder than pants.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
