I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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