ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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