Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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