So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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