He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
