So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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