I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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