fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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