I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Randomize
