she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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