i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
