well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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