He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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