sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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