i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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