This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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