Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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